You arrive aboard Voyager and meander through the corridors until you run into........
Naomi and Flotter
Flotter: "Harry, he used to come play with me all the time when he was little. Is he a Lieutenant now? Oh how the years pass!"
Naomi: "Nuh uh! He's not a Lieutenant! He's still an ensign, *I* however am a Lieutenant! What are you doing on board this vessel? You're not authorized to be here, that violates Starfleet regulation G7534, I'm gonna tell the captain on you!!!"